1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,920 Thank you. 2 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,330 Life is good. 3 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,260 Hiya, sis. 4 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,720 Hey! Mom! 5 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,300 Wow, you really look great. I thought you were Debbie. 6 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,260 Okay, I forgive you. 7 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,820 How are you? 8 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,220 How'd you get here so fast? We didn't expect you to this weekend. 9 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,900 Good winds. I swam the last couple of hundred miles. 10 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,040 Oh, that exercise give you a good appetite? 11 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,298 Oh, it sure did. 12 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,300 Good. I've got a big roast in the oven. 13 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:07,760 Where's Debbie and Dad? 14 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:11,320 Well, your sister should be home by tomorrow night. The bill's in washing 15 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,320 dinner. 16 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,440 My, how you have filled out. 17 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,240 I can't wait to see your father's face when he sees you. 18 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,160 Well, Mom, that was terrific. 19 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,800 You know, if you weren't so good looking, I would have thought Dad 20 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,800 for your cooking. 21 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,260 Your mother looked better now than when I married her. 22 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,640 She cooks better, too. 23 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,540 Well, practice makes perfect. 24 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,920 Well, at least as far as cooking is concerned. 25 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,840 As far as my looks are concerned. 26 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,820 I have a magic wand. 27 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,120 Oh, yeah? 28 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,180 Where do you keep it? 29 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,800 Where do you keep yours? 30 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,110 Evelyn, I don't think that's very funny. 31 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:49,510 Why not? He's a grown man. 32 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:51,010 All the more reason. 33 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,410 Don't be such an old subby -dubby. 34 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:57,090 Wayne, I don't want to hear you talking to your mother like that. 35 00:02:57,450 --> 00:03:00,950 Oh, shit, Dad. We were just fooling around. Don't talk back to me. 36 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,610 As long as you're in this house, you will be respectful. 37 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:10,150 Now, I may seem old -fashioned, or it may seem old -fashioned to you, but as 38 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,970 long as you live here, you'll have respect for women. 39 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:19,580 If either you or your sister lose sight of your Christian upbringing, you won't 40 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,880 have to wait for God's vengeance, because I'll beat you within an inch of 41 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,160 life. I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. 42 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:29,660 It's Sally Porter, Wayne. Do you want to talk to her? 43 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:30,900 Me? 44 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:33,840 Well, she called to talk to me, but I told her you were back. 45 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,120 What's that skinny kid doing calling you? 46 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:40,580 None of your business. And besides, she isn't a skinny little kid anymore. 47 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,759 You ought to see her. 48 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,760 Oh, yeah? 49 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,279 Excuse me. 50 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,480 I'll take it in my room. 51 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,900 What's the matter, Billy? 52 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:55,820 When are you going to start talking and acting like a minister's wife? 53 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,600 When I die and go to heaven. 54 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:04,140 I'm worried about that director's meeting tonight. I'm afraid if I ask 55 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,760 more money, they'll simply get another minister. 56 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Listen, William. 57 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,760 I want that money. 58 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,100 Now you get your ass down there and sweet -talk those old hypocrites into 59 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,100 across. 60 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:23,240 And when you get home, I'll have something special waiting for you. 61 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,840 But what if I can't pull it off? 62 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,280 It's getting late. 63 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:32,060 Now, if you don't get out of here, I will pull it off for you. 64 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,320 Mom says you're really grown up now. 65 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,020 Oh, yeah? 66 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,660 You're still as big of a tease as you ever were? 67 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,280 Oh, well, we'll see about that. 68 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,660 How about if I pick you up in about two minutes? 69 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,320 Well, why not? 70 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:06,940 Because. 71 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,300 I was just getting ready to take a bath. 72 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,320 I've got my robe on. 73 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,740 Is my underpants on? 74 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:30,060 Oh, I guess I look pretty good. 75 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,420 Yeah, that's all. 76 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,300 Okay. 77 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,140 Feels great. 78 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,560 Now I'm touching my left breast. 79 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,180 Oh yeah, it does feel good. 80 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,600 Uh -huh. 81 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,440 Yes, it's getting hard. 82 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,160 I have a problem with my underpants. 83 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,660 Underneath? 84 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,400 Okay. 85 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,420 I have my hand between my legs now. 86 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,420 It feels wet. 87 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:57,940 Feels warm. 88 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,140 Oh, feels great. 89 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:42,590 So that's a good book. 90 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:47,050 I'm letting my hair up and down my buns. 91 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,810 Oh, I feel so warm. 92 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:53,810 Good. 93 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,470 I'm letting my face. 94 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,730 Moving on my nipple. 95 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,290 I'm going to pick it hard. 96 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,920 That one's hard already. 97 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,880 Now I have my hand on my belly. 98 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,980 Tell me that it's your hand, Wayne. 99 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:37,960 I almost won't go in. 100 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,860 It's so tight. 101 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:47,800 Oh, it feels so soft in there. My finger feels so hard. 102 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,010 It means I'll be home all alone. 103 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,230 Don't you want to stay and keep me company? 104 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,690 You make it sound so sexy. 105 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,550 You're as big a tease as Sally Porter is. 106 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,590 Well, I certainly wouldn't want to make it hard for her. 107 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,110 Say, can I go to the car? 108 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:16,850 Sure. The keys are over the visor. Okay, thanks. 109 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,590 And good luck. 110 00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:44,310 I don't care if anybody watches. 111 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,460 Oh, stop that. 112 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,600 Come on, why not? 113 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,100 Call us. 114 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,760 Come on, quit that. 115 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,300 You're not going to leave me like this, are you? 116 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,040 I don't think so. 117 00:26:50,939 --> 00:26:53,740 Thank you. 118 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,200 Thank you. 119 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,780 Is that better? 120 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,720 want to be with you, William. 121 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,980 Do you think they still... 122 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,860 Nothing but a filthy... 123 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700 reward for 124 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,699 I don't know what he's gonna do. 125 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,220 Thank you. 126 00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:36,640 I love you. 127 00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:05,010 Oh, no. 128 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,190 because I wasn't going to the beach today. 129 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:16,490 Oh, but I need the car today, Wayne. 130 00:39:16,950 --> 00:39:18,050 I have a class. 131 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,230 What kind of class do you have? 132 00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:22,870 Oh, that's the secret of your mother's beauty. 133 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,530 She takes some dance and yoga classes in the city. 134 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,650 Oh, really? Well, how long do they last? 135 00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:28,970 All day. 136 00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:34,010 Oh. Well, how about if I drop you off in the morning and then I'll pick you up 137 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,010 at the end of the day? 138 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,730 I'll pick you up here at 4 .30 on the dot. 139 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:50,310 Okay, bye. 140 00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,260 Yeah. Figures. 141 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,600 Weirdos. 142 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:58,210 Let her be sky -clad in darkness. 143 00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:17,180 Let the initiation begin. 144 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:43,580 In brightest day, in darkest night, 145 00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:49,350 No evil shall escape my sight. 146 00:52:49,730 --> 00:52:54,790 Let those who worship be those light. 147 00:52:55,250 --> 00:53:01,250 The house, the candles, ring on the night. 148 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:21,160 Oh, Prince of Darkness, we have prepared this maiden for you. 149 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,620 Will you accept this virgin as your bride? 150 00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:09,310 Kiss the symbol of the Lord and Master and swear to obey all his commands. 151 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:13,730 I swear. 152 00:57:14,370 --> 00:57:15,410 I swear. 153 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,790 Then you shall know the pleasure of this earthly plane. 154 00:57:21,130 --> 00:57:26,110 What mortal man shall have this virgin bride of our Lord and Master? 155 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,630 This will be done. 156 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:37,900 Though he be of your own flesh, there is nothing you can do to save him now. 157 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:39,540 The prince has chosen. 158 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,980 He must be put to the supreme test, or death. 159 00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:44,800 You know the laws. 160 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,180 There are no exceptions. 161 00:57:46,820 --> 00:57:47,820 Are you ready? 162 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:55,740 Wayne, you were my only son, and I would do anything to keep you from harm. 163 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,280 But I must now be the executioner, and either your death... 164 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,060 are a test beyond the endurance of any ordinary mortal. 165 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:08,900 I can say nothing further, except that it would be easier to choose death. 166 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,420 Are you ready for the supreme test? 167 00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:24,580 We have the certain 168 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:26,280 bride of our Lord and Master. 169 00:58:32,549 --> 00:58:34,030 sugar. Then make it red. 170 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,740 You take the oath of secrecy. I twerk. 171 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:28,700 Oh, demons, test his bowels. 172 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,060 If he be true, let his staff still stand. 173 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:37,880 But if he be false, or shall ever break this vow of secrecy, then let it be 174 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,100 severed in twain and fed to a dog. 175 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,860 He has said it. 176 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,540 Let them enjoy. 177 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,200 You know, Wayne, I'm really awfully proud of you. 178 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,920 But while there, I was afraid you weren't going to make it. 179 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:03,820 You were afraid? 180 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,000 How do you think I felt? 181 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,440 I mean, I really can't believe it happened. 182 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,700 And then to still be horny afterwards. 183 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,960 You'll get used to that. 184 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,240 It's part of your new power. 185 01:02:20,660 --> 01:02:21,660 New power? 186 01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:26,020 Yes. You'll find women will be falling all over you. 187 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,900 Really? They won't be able to resist you. 188 01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:29,580 Really? 189 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,279 You'll see. 190 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,238 You'll see. 191 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,238 You'll see. 192 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,240 You'll see. 193 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:39,940 And you'll see what happens to Wayne and his strange new power when you see 194 01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:42,460 Happy Days at your neighborhood theater.